I’m a STAN for Rupaul’s Drag Race. I admit it okay? So in honor of tonight’s Season 8 premiere, I present some of my favorite sayings that were ever uttered on the show. Enjoy!
“Jesus is a biscuit” is just one of those Latrice Royale-isms that always made me so happy. Especially when everyone sang it as they came into the workroom! Let him sop you up girl!
“5G’s – Good God, Get a Grip Girl” is another from the great Large and in charge, chunky yet funky Latrice Royale, who should have at least been top three in season 4. Season 4 is my favorite of all of them! This one can be used AT ALL times in daily life. Like formal.
“The Shade, the Shade of it All” – Again, great for daily life. I use it all the time even when there is no shade to be found. Ha! It’s just fun to say. Latrice Royale Forevah!
“Girl if I wanted to come for you, I’d come to your room at night and cut your fuckin wigs up” – One of THE best things Biance Del Rio had to say on season six and I don’t say that lightly because she was hilarious the entire time. But when she said this, I got my whole life! BDR never pulled any punches with anyone.
“At least I am a showgirl, bitch! Go back to party city where you belong!” – This exchange between Phi Phi O’Hara and Sharon Needles is always funny. Phi Phi claimed Sharon only had one look (spooky), even though she asked Sharon to do a spooky look for their group challenge. It sort of solidified Phi Phi’s status as a villain on season four. Since then Phi Phi has come a long way and seems like such a sweetheart, not too mention CRAZY talented as I wrote in a post on her 365 days of drag.
“I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous” – Alyssa Edwards is one of the funniest queens of ALL the seasons. I think she’s funniest when she’s just being herself and not trying to be. We all saw how she bombed on their standup comedy challenge in season 5. But, Alyssa’s Secret is so fun to watch and she is just so hilarious, I want to just hang out with her and let her just talk.
“Not today Satan” – speaks for itself. Ha!
“This is not Rupaul’s Best Friend Race!” – As I stated above, season 4 is my favorite and I wish Lashauwn Beyond had lasted longer. She was so good with creating the costumes and the makeup was on point, I feel like some others should have gone long before she did, but even so, she still left us with this little nugget.
“I’ve had it. OFFICIALLY!” – Detox was so deliciously snarky and I loved it. She would say “I’ve had it” a lot, but this time all the drama on untucked was too much so she had to make it official. This is another one I like for daily usage.
“Good Luck and Don’t Fuck it up.” – Mama Ru’s signature pep talk. But it can be used for many a scenario. Having a baby? Good Luck and Don’t Fuck it up! Taking a driver’s test? Good Luck and Don’t Fuck it up! Baking a cake? Good Luck and Don’t Fuck it up! See? Anywho, I’m sure there are so many more that I’ll think of after the fact, but that’s it for now. I’m excited for Season 8 (Bob FTW!) and will blog all about that laterz. Peace y’all!